Why not? It only takes a single look, or a few simple words to light a fire in someone's heart, at least when they're young. In this case, it was the thinly veiled death threats and the flail that won my heart.

[ At least when they're young. People tend to have a more defined sense of what they're looking for when they're older, but that's beside the point.

Though well, whether or not those relationships end well is another matter entirely. ]

You don't?