[ He places his hand over his heart now, practically beaming. ]
I met the most lovely young woman the other day, and it was love at first sight! She immediately proposed to me, ah... You should have seen her, Odasaku! She has the look of a woman who will crush my skull the second I even think about looking at another woman, so I decided to agree...
[ This is what he gets for asking. ]
I also met somebody at the bar the other day... She was crawling all over me, stealing my clothes, you name it... Would you believe it? I thought for sure it was going to be like one of those movies where a secret agent tries to seduce you and then kills you, but no dice...
[ He flops back down on the sofa now before rolling over again, pushing himself up on his elbows so he can continue looking at the other properly. ]
Oh, and that's not all! You know how I said this was starting to heal? [ He points to the bandages over his eye. ] Well, the funniest thing happened... While I was out today, a piece of a building hit me! It's worse than ever now... Isn't that amusing? Wouldn't have been funny if that was what killed me instead? It's too bad.
[ Odasaku does not want him to die so this is a good thing, but he can acknowledge that while also appreciating how completely ridiculous everything he just mentioned is. ]
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[ He places his hand over his heart now, practically beaming. ]
I met the most lovely young woman the other day, and it was love at first sight! She immediately proposed to me, ah... You should have seen her, Odasaku! She has the look of a woman who will crush my skull the second I even think about looking at another woman, so I decided to agree...
[ This is what he gets for asking. ]
I also met somebody at the bar the other day... She was crawling all over me, stealing my clothes, you name it... Would you believe it? I thought for sure it was going to be like one of those movies where a secret agent tries to seduce you and then kills you, but no dice...
[ He flops back down on the sofa now before rolling over again, pushing himself up on his elbows so he can continue looking at the other properly. ]
Oh, and that's not all! You know how I said this was starting to heal? [ He points to the bandages over his eye. ] Well, the funniest thing happened... While I was out today, a piece of a building hit me! It's worse than ever now... Isn't that amusing? Wouldn't have been funny if that was what killed me instead? It's too bad.
[ Odasaku does not want him to die so this is a good thing, but he can acknowledge that while also appreciating how completely ridiculous everything he just mentioned is. ]