[ Well. That's true. He can't refute either point.

He sighs. ]

... I rolled off the bed, and half the bed came with me, and I don't know where a couple things went...

[ He's sulking a little now, but it does seem to be his displeasure with how he wound up banging his head, though this sort of ridiculous way of injuring himself is fairly in character. ]

Why is it that the human body is only paralyzed for a tiny fraction of the time it's asleep anyway? Seems like a pretty useless feature to me.